Eye Candy with a Twist

Right after paying for a couple of burgers at the drive up and paying for the order to a handsome young man... "Mmm, Mmmm, I do believe I just eye fucked that man."

The Shit Fairy

Everyone knows that there is a Santa Clause, an Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy. There has to be a Shit Fairy that makes your mouth taste like shit first thing in the morning. Who else would put that there?

Looking at Life in General

Why is it some people feel they have the right to control your life's out come? Always remember and never forget, what goes around comes around to bite you in the ass! Time heals all wounds and brings ALL answers.

Underwear Hygiene

You know when it's time to change your underwear when you got to scratch but you don't need to sniff.

Preparing to be a Matron of Honor

I ain't shaving my crotch till the night before the wedding. I ain't going to be itching and scratching the day of the wedding. No way, no how.